ENSIGN ASHLEY JUDD TO THE RESCUE

DAMMIT, DEADSPIN!

Another story on Jezebel about how people aren't responsible for their own actions! What a surprise!

...instant gratification positive feedback loop of games like free online poker and Candy Crush Saga and Skyrim ...

For a second there, I thought I was having a baby Clydesdale, and I was all I can't afford to raise fucking draught horse! but a baby? That's different! I mean, I can't afford one of those either, but at least I don't have to find pasture space for it!

Really? You would delete a comment because someone disagrees with you? This may not be a democracy, but most people who disagree with her are not bullying her; they are staying a difference of opinion. My original comment that got deleted was not mean. I merely questioned why she would link to her previous article…

Boy, her timing is just perfect. She brought the accusations forward and made it public when he became famous and it looked clear that they would be going to the National Championship. Next, she decides to sue him now that they have gone on to win the National Championship and it's clear that he will eventually end up…

Privileged middle class white girls gotta be oppressed somehow.

How else is Lindy supposed to get attention if she's not crying about being fat?

She is a complete fucking coward when it comes anyone who disagrees with her.

Not at all. I made a comment about her linking to another article she wrote about being hungover and passive-aggressively knocking into someone. I think she automatically assumes that people who disagree with her are fat-shamers or something in kind. She has strong opinions that I usually agree with, but she is known…

Lindy also filters out the comments that don't agree with her, so there's that.

This is possibly the only thing that could actually make kittens not cute.

I predict an SVU episode where a guy starts hacking these and just controlling everyone's panties.

To paraphrase Buffy (because I am totally that kind of nerd): You're right: an abandoned pet in need has nothing to do with their job.

Oh shut up.

I have to make a confession. Until the homophobia and racism debacle, I thought Duck Dynasty was a reference to Scrooge McDuck. Seriously. I thought it was like a hipster thing to be ironically into it or something.

Sorry, just no.

Ah, the good old days, when girls were judged on how well they did laps around the kitchen in black leather pumps.... Seriously, that news clipping reads like something out of a serial killer's diary. I need a shower.