I used to hate trying to grow a beard since I don't have a lot of facial hair and i never thought it looked good. The most i could do is grow my goatee but shave everything else since it never grew that thick around my neck and I thought it drew attention to my neck fat :).However my girlfriend likes it so I've tried…

Maybe i'm just a cynical old man at he ripe old age of 33 but are haunted houses really that scary if you're an adult? I mean, when i was a kid i found them ok but maybe it was trying to do one for the kids as part of my required community service ( don't get me started on the oxymoron of required community service)…

Well there was a sassy gay friend in Romeo and Juliet if you accept Baz Luhrman's interpretation of the story.

Doesn't it seem weird to try to impose 2013 values on characters written in the 1500s?

I guess you can't expect much from a country that let this woman take over.

I love Twitter fueds. They remind me of te petty irrelevant bullshit fights people get into during thier high school years that ultimately don't mean anything in the long term. It makes me feel not as old as i am. That said, i didn't see anything in the original piece which mentioned the Taylor women changing her…

I had a fried snickers for the first time ever this weekend. Didn't see what the big deal was. It was good but just a corn dog except with chocolate and nuts instead of a hot dog in the middle. Now some of the stuff they do with bacon is a little to hardcore for me. Maybe next year I'll be more adventurous.

Back in 1977 the term "a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" was referring to a desert spaceport on a planet in a galaxy far far away.
Now in 2013 the same phrase should be used about YouTube comments.

Monk is awesome. He's an alumni of the University of Southern Maine, my own alumni. Probably the most famous alumni from that school.

Jesus Christ on a cracker, knock it off King. If you're supposed to be a representative of Maine in pop culture you're failing. I wish Tony Shaloub was more well known i would rather he represent Maine than this guy. Don't get me wrong i think he's a good writer but frankly he's a bit off his rocker. Sadly not a lot…

The best submission to the FCC regarding Miley Cyrus' VMA performance: "She is shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons [sic] do."

So i've been having some issues with work and my relationship and i need advice. I've been needing to work a lot of OT at work because my gf and i have discussed marriage and i don't want to start our life together with credit card debt hanign over me. My work offers a lot of overtime but with my schedule being what…

Good Saturday all. My lady is with her mother today so I spent the day mowing my aunt's lawn watching Oklahkma slaughter Tulsa and now enjoying this Alabama/ A&M game. Plus Res Sox win another one against the hated Yankees. Overall a good Saturday. Hope all of you are having an excellent day.

Good Saturday all. My lady is with her mother today so I spent the day mowing my aunt's lawn watching Oklahkma slaughter Tulsa and now enjoying this Alabama/ A&M game. Plus Res Sox win another one against the hated Yankees. Overall a good Saturday. Hope all of you are having an excellent day.

Proof that just because you're liberal doesn't automatically make you a good person.

I have no falling puns to offer but i was wondering when Marshal Mathers aka Emineme became an anime ninja?

See if you can teach a class on Ancient History and see what thier reaction is when you get to the part about the Spartans. I imagine they'll be at least one reaction like this..." None of this was mentioned in 300"

Serious question. What do you do to keep that part of you that thinks racist thoughts beat down and shut away? A little backstory. In 2012 i was robbed by three african american men. I was at home and was tied up and threatened to be killed if my pin code failed. They put me in my closet and only through aderniline…