Anything worn by NBA players during the 1980s has always been and will always be the correct answer.

I actually wrote this on my Iphone in my car after work and as soon as i got driving some talking head on the radio said Riley Cooper and i knew i had screwed up. So to correct myself, it's Riley Cooper the Philladelphia Eagles receiver who was recorded calling a black security guard the N word at a Kenny Chesney…

So i'm just kind of curious as to why no Jez writer has written anything about the Bradley Cooper story. I'm kind of surprised. It's been a big story over sports media and with the racial and classest undertones i figured someone on jez would write something about it but so far nothjng. Not saying they have to i just…

I am quite proud as I have made my first animated gif. i'vs been wanting to make a gif of this scene from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode "Space Mutiny". It's from one of the host segments near the end of the episode. There have been so many stories i see posted here where all i can think is how appropriate…

I've returned to L4D2 after spending a lot of time on Borderlands 2 and well....frankly it's gotten kind of boring. I don't know if it's that i've played it so often i'm stuck in a pattern of going for that one sp[specific gun (AK47 and if not possible SPAS shotty, never tier 1 shotgun) choose pipe over moly, having…

I need advice for animated gif creation. A few days ago i was trying to create a gif using a clip from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I was using the website ImgFlip.com and their animated gif generator. I loaded the clip and it only loaded 17 sec worth when the part i wanted was at 25 sec into a vid of over 1 minute.…

I need advice on money depresison. It seems like no matter how much overtime i do i never am making progress. I still have 10 payments left for a internet loan i took out to cover an overdraft, two credit cards i'm trying to work off so i can take some pressure off my bank account. I also have two hospitals i'm making…

Purebred? This is your girlfriend, tyou womayou'll say you love, not a corgie you want to win "Best In Show" at Westminster.

It's like the exact opposite of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. BLINK AS MUCH AS YOUR BODY WILL ALLOW AND WHEN YOU'VE REACHED YOUR PAIN THRESHOLD JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP BLINKING!

Scenario 10: You're a washed up has-been NFL Quarterback who held your organization hostage for several years and when the team got tired of it and installed the new guy as leader, you got mad and ran off to NYC where you tried for one last shot @ glory with a franchise that was allready a joke. You make a new friend…

I saw him for the first time in Pacific Rim and all i was thinking was he needed to knock the crap out of Captain Blandness and kick the kaiju's alien asses himself.

What's the plan? Take over the world with a children's card game?

Brittania? I don't see any giant mechas roaming around an occupied Japan, now refered to as Area 11.

Nice job trying to once again ram a reference to the Zimmerman case In a story that had nothing to do with it. You know who else was convicted of tax evasion? Al Capone and I'm pretty sure it was as white as they come. The two things are as closely related as i am to the Kennedy's.

So anyone else find it funny that despite recieveing critisism for doing this when the story about the accusation broke, they still posted a pic of several random players not stating if they were the ones accused of the crime or not? Seriously, i get you need a picture. How hard would it be to just use a building or a…

I think they'll keep Stoneheart if George has her have a major part in the later books. A lot of specualtion is that she along with the BWB will be involved in the ventuall fall of the Freys which i am waitng for with baited breath.

I blame Inspector Gadget. I'ver been wanting a book with a computer in it for years. An Ipad just isn't the same thing.

I was kind of being a bit sarcastic. I know that dosen't translate well in text and i apologize for not making that clear. I do agree that as far as heavy stories like the Martin case go they have been good. As far as a mandate i don't think the Gawker overlords are declaring from on high that snark must be in every…

You cannot be a relative of a crime. You are not responsible for the crimes of your parents. Unless you're Klingon and based on the lack of ridges on the dude's forhead i think we can rule that one out.

This is Jezebel. Snark is a requirement for posting stories here.