The Martian is good like a good Law & Order episode. And I like Law & Order.

It sucks

Brick, Looper, TLJ, respectively?

Didn’t Lucas announce that Yoda had been gay all along?

Hey, it’s free.

He’s got weird long tall pecs

The tanuki is a lot cooler. It can shapeshift. But for some reason it seems to spend most of its shapeshifting abilities to cheer on athletes and spectators?

So did he sodomize her or did Jackie McKenzie’s “beautiful late mother” just think he was sodomizing her?

I felt the opposite, like there’s probably more that couldn’t be substantiated and so they’re not making it public. There had to be something more than just “my hand slipped” to can a 4 decade veteran and public broadcasting legend.

Rex is our quarterback.

Much better than Wayne’s World, but SCTV, not SNL.

I also love the neckamajigger!

Dad-a-chum?

It’s enough to give you a heart attack!

Standing?

/gets made; it’s bad