Only fingerlings I’m interested in right here, baby:

Hey, it’s free.

He’s got weird long tall pecs

The tanuki is a lot cooler. It can shapeshift. But for some reason it seems to spend most of its shapeshifting abilities to cheer on athletes and spectators?

So did he sodomize her or did Jackie McKenzie’s “beautiful late mother” just think he was sodomizing her?

I felt the opposite, like there’s probably more that couldn’t be substantiated and so they’re not making it public. There had to be something more than just “my hand slipped” to can a 4 decade veteran and public broadcasting legend.

Rex is our quarterback.

Much better than Wayne’s World, but SCTV, not SNL.

I also love the neckamajigger!

Dad-a-chum?

It’s enough to give you a heart attack!

Standing?

/gets made; it’s bad

I hadn’t had those in a long time, and then someone brought in a very fresh bag to work, and let me tell you when they are fresh them shits are DELICIOUS if you like peanut butter even a little.

“I just shot a n****, come get him.” was what Cutty Wise supposedly said after that murder that got him sent up. Did Slim Charles say that line?