Nice try, globeheads, it’s flat!

Can chlamydia even be transmitted through urine?

just gonna leave this...

Where?

Dalai Lama’s a sellout. Celebrity fucking monk, what the hell, man.

I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol.

And the war on police continues! Soon they’ll make it illegal to beat people up and then NOBODY will want to be a cop.

Yeah, that’s old time, man.

Nice try, globeheads, it’s flat!

Not gonna do it

Nice try, globeheads, it’s flat.

You’re an example of consequences and actions, but you’re also an example of second chances.

You mean he’s floating some crazy ideas?

Fuck, I found out my ex cheated on me for years and I only wanted to kill myself.

...and a freshly beat face.

Aw shit beat me to it.

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Never watched a single episode of any Kardashian show.

Joke’s on you, ladies. I’m not getting laid anyway!

I’ll just leave this here