It’s as much a person as his “daughters.”

I agree all the way up to the conclusion.

His start against the Bears was his coming out party. I remember the Chicago announcers talking about the Bears chances being good because the quarterback had never started an NFL game. 133.1 passer rating.

Hey, like, when did you kill it? When that one time no other motherfucker could touch you?

Did you know Lorena died in a car wreck?

Three dates, thought they went well! We were chatting all up to fourth, never showed.

Cubs, Trump. It’s pretty bad.

Beer, bourbon, weed, Netflix.

The most wrong man in America, but somehow he got this one right:

No Gingrich, please. PLEASE.

Give blood. They always need blood.

His loss.

Thank you for putting that in quotes.

Good for you, standing up for yourself and others.

“process of creating a family”

“We elected a man who bragged about sexually assaulting women.”

This.

Oh, fuck your step dad.

You’re OK, Emma.

“Mr. Trump’s falsehoods directly bolstered a powerful and self-aggrandizing narrative depicting him as a heroic savior for a nation menaced from every direction. Mike Murphy, a Republican strategist, described the practice as creating ‘an unreality bubble that he surrounds himself with.’”