When you’re at the soap-fuck tipping point, you don’t need to hear it from BuzzFeed

“We also will have stationary cameras hidden at polling locations in Philadelphia, to monitor anyone that comes in to vote and make sure that the same people are not voting at multiple locations.”

“Little Katy”

I’m going to leave this here because stuff like this keeps me from going to a really dark place in my head when I read about horrible shit like this.

Was he orange? Did he try some inappropriate touching? We need to know more about this sniffler.

So now like maybe I gotta reevaluate here.

It’s just bad technique, manners aside.

Public spitting is okay when necessary, I feel, but it should be done quickly and quietly, and not left obvious and disgusting for others.

Carl?

oh, precisely.

“...people have killed themselves in despair when he wouldn’t have sex with them.”

So does anybody say “pussy,” outside of porn?

Oh Jesus, Acorn, I’ve endured cleaning up that horror more than once.

Piña colada, @4:25, “Yes I do!”

White Penis is having a moment because he got divorced and lost a ton of weight, got new clothes and looks fucking fantastic.

You’re right, and they would be smart not to waste money in Illinois.

My dad walks miles everyday. He lives in Wheaton, DuPage county, IL: traditional Republican stronghold. He said ‘12 there was like 70 Romney signs. He’s counted less than ten Trumps this year. We both love it.

Eh. I’d fuck it.

Yeesh, hell yes, return to sender.