Don’t play Pokémon Go while driving or you may Pokémon Crash.

Want fries with that? = drugs

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

Yes. So do we fuck now, or what?

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

Florida DEA agent demonstrating good gun handling skills in a classroom.

So much for that ‘unbeatable software’ eh.

I definitely don’t miss the daily posts about World of Warcraft that one very old editor used to write to kill time and fill in the gaps of coverage. Woof.

You guys are preparing to shut down operations, aren’t you?

Should post about dumb shit Kotaku STILL post, like Snackatu reviews... :D

Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN.

because it was marketed like you could.. for a very long time, this is shady AF.

Dang, even a few posts about gadgets.

The entire reason I was going to buy this was so my gf and I could play next to each other, trying to jump across the universe to find each other. I kept seeing him say “The chances are so slim...” And kept wondering “BUT WHAT IF?!” Thanks to this I have my answer and don’t have to buy 2 coppies of the game now!

You’re talking like you won’t be here next week.

Kinda funny that where you guys see angry billionaires and wrestlers the rest of the world sees;

im really starting to feel like there is this great big asteroid slowly moving towards gawker media... we all have seen it in the sky for weeks now, moving closer and closer, soon it will crash, and gawker media will be gone.... In its place will be something that may have the same name but will be a mashup of…

The hill they picked to die on was so impossibly stupid, I almost want to write an ode to it.

i thought gizmodo would be above blaming peter thiel for the transgressions of the writers at gawker and the hubris of nick denton and his merry band of idiots.