dylanwhite
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dylanwhite

Konami is the Titanic hat just hit the iceberg. It’s only a matter of time, and all the ones capable of getting on lifeboats are already jumping ship.

Oh man you know nothing about comedy. It’s implied that your BALLS are touching someone’s FACE. Your balls!!! Their face!!!

Mike, I love you...but you need to stop pretending that sites like Kotaku aren’t at least partially responsible for this game being on the Steam top sellers list right now. Publicity is publicity, whether it be good or bad or a humorous video avoiding the game’s core mechanics.

and yet you still cover it?!

The question is if you didn’t want to drive sales, why would you post your video? You don’t actually play the game, you don’t actually review it, literally all you do is give it publicity and therefore notify more people of its existence and you can be sure someone is going to buy it.

You know damn well ANY article you would of written would drive a few sales for this game. Dont play stupid, you might look like a total doofus but I really doubt you are.

You seriously underestimate journalism then. Any time anyone writes anything about anything, be it negative or positive, they get publicity. Negative publicity is still publicity, stupid.

That..... was incredibly efficient. Big Boss would be proud.

Now playing

People have been doing stuff like this since it came out.

Now if you want to watch amazing things happen in this game, I like this persons videos. They play this game at a level I could never achieve.

“how about, instead of filming in a real spot and adding fake cars, we shoot real cars and add a fake background?”

Here you go

Hard to be politically correct and courteous when you can die any day of the week.

Cops don’t get shit on for being cops, they get shit on for threatening false arrest, beating up citizens, killing unarmed people and generally being the rudest people you’ll meet in your life.

Games aren't the problem, Capitalism is.

not just mobile games. It’s more about gambling machines.

At this point, I’m just waiting for that bubble to burst and every company that goes ‘all in’ on it fails and has to sell of it’s IP.

It says plenty, actually. “We’re done with real games - we’ll stick to printing money with mobile games. Get used to it, that’s how everyone else will do it from now on. Keep sending your money our way. Love, Konami”.

Oh they’d find something to complain about.

Shame. He should have been given a huge dong and dynamic pubic hair.