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“Challenge accepted”

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but(t):

Psst. I’ve been on Jezebel for years, and I guess I’m a little older than the chief demographic now, and I always considered myself pretty blue, pretty educated, pretty sensitive, and pretty empathetic, and with horrifying regularity, I learn that I am a Neanderthal woman who is upholding rape culture, objectifying

The Jez generation have been trained to parse every image and utterance for transgression against the new orthodoxy. This goes for everything from old TV shows to family photos to commercials to whatever you put in front of them. They can’t just switch it off. It’s always running, it’s reflex.

newuser0x absolutely did not “all lives matter” you. What they were saying was that race had absolutely nothing to do with this story so the boy’s race did not merit mentioning. When white boys do something meritorious, no one feels compelled to remind everyone that they are, in fact, white when mentioning the

In soccer or hockey, you could watch a tie and think, “Wow, what a game!”

College overtime rules are the best. Exciting and efficient. I agree though that it inflates stats, and would impact fantasy football, over/under bets, and prop bets.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

To drop Hitler, that joke needed to be a shit ton funnier.