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"Guess they like our bees better" -Arby's, probably

Except all those times he got… D.

What is dead may never die

Your mom seems like she was a pretty cool person to watch movies with. ("that was it?" was basically my response too..)

Mefan Fox

Yeah it's more effective in ranked, where so much less of the map is in play.

Kraken doesn't win you a turf war. Just a good surprise for close combat.

I think it's too late for the Mountain to be burned alive.

OhhNo!

I mean, as long as tater tots are still fine…

"Kathy Griffin’s Trump decapitation gag went poorly." As opposed to every other Kathy Griffin gag?

It was because no one gives a shit what Guy Ritchie's take on anything is. 'Oi let's do some quick Michael Bay cuts with a bit o' the old how's your father!' Fuck that guy,he's terrible.

Chris Christie is also a potentially a candidate to go get Trump his next Happy Meal.

Does David Spade meet anyone who is not underwhelmed to meet him?

I'm so glad I'm married with kids and can wear as much cargo shorts as Costco will sell me.

Where the hell is Long John Silver's in this list of the damned?!

Hpnotiq probably.

But you've completely avoided the question of what alcohol should be mixed into this drink.

Okay, so: If you drink $20 worth of 'any iced drink ordered off of the flip-menu on a chain restaurant’s table', you might feel very mildly buzzed, what with all the shot measuring and such. If you drink $10 worth of Four Loko you will be fucking obliterated.

Disagree with the C+. This was a quality, enjoyable film.