Johnny's not gonna fuck you dude, give it up

You don’t like anything do you?

“If wizards shitting on the floor isn’t real, there’s no wizard-shit-disappearing spell. If wizards disappearing shit isn’t real, the lived reality of magic globally is erased. I know and love wizards who shit in toilets, but erasing the concept of floor-shitting-wizard magic removes the ability of many to…

I’ve watched a bunch of those marble events, and I’ve got to warn you: Don’t root for the Hazers. They’ll break your heart. They must be on the take, because they’ll be at the top of the standings and in the last couple of events they’ll drop  to fourth or fifth. Fucking Hazers.

Even if you were unfamiliar with science fiction, or hated it outright, there were things in Star Wars you could recognize from other kinds of movies or storytelling forms.

Well, the man was 80 for 50 years, I guess he had to go some time. RIP.

We used to call that Anheuser’s Disease. Probably a regional thing.

It’s dull you twit.  It’ll hurt more.

There is nothing ‘wrong’ with Pixelitis! You’re a monster!

The Big Thicc.

“We know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. We have no reason to believe that Mr. Rogers was involved.”

“If you’re not an obnoxious hipster of any gender, you can become a craft brewer.”

I think it’s worth noting that this was the episode written by Adam Briggs, a Yorta Yorta (Australian Aboriginal) rapper, comedy writer and activist. That ability to wring pitch black humour out of racial and class inequality (is it worse that the worst off of humans look down on the elves, or that they ignore them…

It speaks to the validity of this article’s premise that I have absolutely no idea what that acronym stands for. 

“killed by a car”

Do they get revenge on the car?

All this over-analyzing sitcoms is an exercise in stupidity. Sitcoms were never meant to be high entertainment. They were characters thrown into a room who said obviously-scripted things at each other. Nobody gets this damn idiotic over Three’s Company or Laverne & Shirley or I Love Lucy or Leave It to Beaver or most…

I had three very painful experiences of distancing myself from formerly favorite TV shows in recent years. One being Friends with it’s endless parade of gay panic jokes among other many, many awful things (I used to be a Chandler, and now I don’t like Chandler), another - Scrubs, which presented the idea of abusive…

If sitcoms were realistic, something funny would happen once every six episodes, and as a result, nobody would be watching.

It was fine for what it was when it was released.

Agreed. This is a first novel, and an exciting one at that. I think the insufferable ones are now the adults and, er, poseurs now trying to distance themselves from their younger, less cool selves who were still developing their palette. "Oh, I used to be into that band before I discovered even more obscure band X,…