Vaughan has nothing to do with Invincible. He did co-create a comic that recently became a TV show, but I’m not gonna do all the work for you, Hughes.

I’m not a reader of the comics but I have to imagine that a well-curated soundtrack is not a feature of those comics, given the medium.

I’d say they should consider Dev Patel. I think he can effectively pull off all the typical Britishness of the role while making it more diverse and being young enough to commit to a decade plus of movies in the franchise.

Do...do you not understand how capitalism works?

I can’t believe I got that movie so wrong.

So to answer the Internet Geniuses who respond with tired shit like “should Catholics only be played by Catholics, THEN?” There’s a difference between the role Catholicism plays in the world and the role Jews and Judaism play. One is the richest most powerful church on earth and has been for centuries. The others were…

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Just when you thought it was safe to live deliciously...

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Disney buys a failing company in a struggling industry.

Liberalism is conservatism. Most of the major media companies are owned by super-rich conservatives, and star super-rich people who support conservative candidates like Joe Biden who are in favor of conservative policies that help out rich people like them. Major blockbuster films, from Zero Dark Thirty, to Captain…

I think the point is that as long as people like Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, Margery Taylor-Green, Ted Cruz, Jim Jordan and Mitch McConnell keep getting elected, and you keep voting for the party that literally tried to overthrow a legitimate election, you’re part of that party. Until and unless the collective ‘right…

Are you suggesting that white conservative men don’t have enough representation?

Danny DeVito as Mario would be great, but he was born to play Wario. I’m thinking Charlie as Mario, The Waitress as Peach, Mac as Luigi, Frank as Wario, Dennis as Waluigi, and Cricket as Bowser. Dee is, obviously, Birdo.

People throw around “the role he/she was born to play” too casually sometimes, but Jack Black’s whole career, and possibly life, has been building up to becoming Bowser.

They’ve streamlined his involvement so much he doesn’t need to actually be in the film, he’s just already blocking cars in Hollywood while dancing in a weirdly tight Lakitu costume.

“Like Castaway, but Tom Hanks builds Wilson this time. And get this, Wilson is a robot!”

It’s not and it’s not.

Bruce Lee has a long legacy that plenty of people are aware of. ESPN, of all networks, devoted two hours to him just last year. There are plenty of other books and movies about the life of Bruce Lee and what kind of man he was.

QT has made several alternative history movies now. Taking Lee’s…