I was a big watcher of the Super Mario Bros Super Show, to the point where it was my favorite show. I was six and in the hospital, and was bored and lonely one day and began mindlessly flipping through channels. When I saw a Mario Cartoon, it blew my socks off. That Friday when it was Zelda? Absolutely melted my six…

If the net effect is to expose how awful Evangelicals are and in the process piss off an Internet troll who inexplicably got out of the greys and pollutes threads with his help-help-I’m-being-repressed bullshit such as yourself, yes.

Hey! My favorite topic ever, Candace Owens!

Nice to see the comments already filled with people who don’t understand why unions are important or how workplace demos work and are instead already out here speaking nonsense.

Oops! I meant the “Ugh” toward the fanboy overreaction to Trevor. (You can’t read my mind?)

Also, noshies.

And what does justice look like to you? For this very “little thing” that keeps happening. And happening. And happening.

This is how artists take out their anger at friends and family who don’t take the hint when it’s time for them to GFTO already. 

I feel those kids, right down to the bone. (If I had lived in Vermont, I might well BE those kids.)

“I blame society! Society made me what I am!” snrt.

Why couldn't Thanos have gotten more creative with the Infinity stones and used them to summon a giant dog to fight the Avengers?

I really don’t LOL that often as I mindlessly wander through the internet, so thank you!!

So fully this. There is no surer sign that someone is just lazily clinging to their own generation than when you hear “music up to (whatever year they turned about 24 or so) was pretty good, but after that everything was shit.” No, dipshit, music didn’t change and get shitty, you did. Your friends started having kids,…

It’s a big thing. Particularly the meal after sunset, Iftar, which can lead to 28 days of dinner party feasts. The joke is that a lot of people GAIN weight during Ramadan because of Suhoor and Iftar.

That gives Shapiro too much credit. Shapiro is Joffrey - a shitheaded brat with unearned privilege constantly throwing fits about how much respect his stupid ideas deserve.

Gee can you find some footage of Bernie talking to black female voters where they aren’t handing him his ass on a platter? Splinter it’s over. Kamala, Biden and Warren are about to end your dream. It won’t be pretty.

As a college instructor, this is a quintessential “it’s the end of the semester and I have to grade 50 more of these, so I really can’t be bothered to give a fuck” grade. If she had submitted that in February it would be a different story.

Also play up the odd couple slob vs neat thing.   Reuben is a large man, thus Hollywood deems him a slob who spills food on himself and farts a lot.  Clay, being a gay man, is of course the clean one because Hollywood stereotype laws demand it

This is the thing I don’t get. Like, if you’re going to a far off country, you should learn the customs and mannerisms. Part of the point is experiencing the culture of where you are visiting.

Do your best to learn a few phrases. Familiarize yourself with everyday foods. Basically be, as your mom would say, best…