I think it’s probably market dilution. If you want a plain chocolate or vanilla, you’ll probably get just a choco or vanilla - but if you want ice cream with a bunch of different bits in it, there’s a ton of standard and rotating competition to rocky road.

But games aren’t SUVs? The notion of using a specs block to evaluate a game's worth just seems super depressing to me.

idk, I feel like the article stressed multiple times that these moves are often popular, well-reviewed, and enjoyable.

27 years ago, this made me gay 

The real coup was signing an 18,000 season order for a reheated sci-fi show.

They could have taken clever inspiration from Final Destination (and Oedipus Rex I guess?) where Zeke and Dakota’s attempts to defy their visions lead to the improbable triple punch of three women getting their powers in succession.

Um but, that’s not how editors work

Well, she also mentioned Speed in the article! (Kidding. I actually have a huge soft spot for Twister).

It might not be far out enough, but I think it could be interesting to see something like Summer of Sam - a period piece with a detective hunting who they think is a notorious serial killer and the whole city in a state of fear.

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I mean, I’m not convinced that doubling down on the action movie sensibilities is the way to go with JP- but this certainly doesn’t inspire confidence.

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Idk, this is kind of like saying birdwatching and sports are the same because we can project narratives onto either?

The crazy thing is it sounds like suicide squad was in development for nearly a decade.

Next up, a mini game where you have to sort layers of different colors across multiple beakers.

I mean, is that not true?

But that war was justified. Everyone knows that Sega had an active nuclear weapons program.

It’s just like how Netflix ditched DVDs for streaming and haven’t been heard from since.

I see what you did there and I commend you

Hopefully they'll get George Carlin's AI to play him.