Angry birds fuck with the same hostile energy as Hugh Grant

Star war...

I’m not sure we’re should expect a Rosebud drop, but grooming seems right to me (tho not necessarily from childhood!). Based off what we know at least, it sounds like grooming to me. He took a soldier in the midst of a psychotic break, denying him the chance for some sort of absolution in a criminal court and…

That’s fine. I've already secured the film rights to Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt.

IS HE?

The one and only thing I enjoy that James Corden is a part of is his eventual passing (oh and puss in boots).

NGL, even before the trial I was pretty tired of Johnny Depp existing.

I mean, yeah. And that’s not a great place to be if your show cost 700 million to produce!

My guess would be that secret Invasion will lead into thunderbolts (creating the justification for a new government superhero team), possibly slotting kingpin in for Norman Osborne (who’s actions in secret Invasion left to him leading the Warren Ellis thunderbolts series). My guess is that we’ll have some sort of…

Otoh, MODOK and hit-monkey (a hitman who’s also a monkey) have had their own shows. I’m not sure that squirrel girl is more niche than even she-hulk or guardians of the Galaxy, and she fills a sitcom niche that’s mostly unexplored by Marvel (tho I'd more expect her to get a role in she-hulk than her own series)

None of these cretins would DARE top their Lord Elon Musk. They have a Musk body pillow with attached dildos and an anime girl body pillow with holes.

I’m guessing Pete Davidson.

I’m sure the hangover is gonna be a killer, and we'll start to see their different attitudes towards it then.

Idk why they didn't just revert to the Alien formula and call it Lords of the Fallens.

Didn’t realized until now how much I want a Clayface movie with big Darkman and big Nightcrawler energies. Maybe get some of the Invisible Man’s tone in there to ratchet up the thriller elements too.

Don’t be surprised, cuz it ain't. This is Poochie returning to his home planet.

I would totally watch a limited series spinoff about Nan's family.

I don’t think she is attracted to him, and that’s kind of the heart of it. If she was attracted to him, that’s a liability that he could exploit and she couldn't have that.

Give me a kart racer with off-puttingly realistic characters

Yeah, considering that it was supposed to be a satirical riff on Miller's Daredevil, it shocks me how many people stan for this gritty, poe-faced version of TMNT as the one true gospel.