I’d guess licensing issues might have something to do with it. Aren’t quite a bit of the properties represented not owned by WB? I’d expect license owners would want a bigger cut if their characters are a centerpiece of the license, and/or WB might be worried about launching a property they don’t outright own. There…

One of the things that stuck out to me about Jason's expose on Anthem was how much of the fuckups were predicated on trying to get an E3 demo out the door. I think E3 disappearing would definitely be a positive. 

I can't wait for Platinum's G.G. Allin game.

“If you know me long enough, then you know bon vivant. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds fabulous. In my mind, it means ... live and let live.”

In a sea of nonsense words, these are somehow the funniest to me.

I’ll skip games with no save or level select features (hi Contra, and Super Mario Bros.), games that are impossible hard (I see ya there, Super Meat Boy), and competitive multiplayer stages (looking good, Timesplitters 2), and instead list two games where I’ve voluntarily played the same levels over again.

First, the…

deepfakes!!!

Don’t think for a second that I don’t see what’s happening here Zack Zweizen (if that’s even your real name). Schreier sent you as the bearer of bad news to throw us off the trail of him being responsible for the delay.

Wait really? That strikes me as the bigger news.

According to Wikipedia, Priscilla Taylor’s role in Gothic Assassins made her an international star and earned her four awards for best actress.

They better not change those cats too much. I am ready to get incredibly stoned, get together a group of friends, and watch some fucked up cat people sing and dance on the big screen.

Tom Hopper better not ruin my Christmas.

Beck has been praised for his consistency and talent for decades. Dude has 7 Grammies and 17 nominations. idk where you’ve been.

I think the problem with Stadia is it’s an entirely different service. You aren’t renting games like you would with PS Now or Game Pass, right? You’re buying a streaming version of a game at the price of a retail release without a promise it will stick around indefinitely?

ok boomer

They can just CGI Humphrey Bogart in like they’re doing with James Dean!

Is English your first language? Because your reading comprehension suggests that it’s not even one you took the time to learn.

This is my favorite thing I’ve read all year, and the year is almost over.

Spoiler: the red balloons aren’t a reference to It. It’s actually a metagame that numerous developers have agreed to participate in. If you find and document 99 of them across different games, you’ll get a prize.

That prize is a free Olive Garden appetizer with the purchase of an entree at regular menu price.

What Akroyd meant to say is that Murray will randomly appear on set working for craft services. 

and it's all yours if you can just get me out of the grays!

Oranguru is the Ben Shapiro of Pokemon.