Clearly you don’t know what the illustrator is going for.

The Kool-Aid Man is supposed to be flashing you.

That was an ad for Streakin’ Sexfiend Strawberry

I mean, by focusing Child’s Play’s entire advertising campaign on another studio’s franchise, they’re basically admitting that they’re feeding off Disney’s scraps. “Just in case you don’t want to see this enormously popular movie or if you’ve already seen it and don’t want to go again, come to Child’s Play!”

Disney…

My random speculation for the day:

The elementals are real and they really did come from Mysterio’s universe.

What he’s hiding is the fact that he’s responsible for their existence. My guess is that he’s a charlatan who got his hands on some mystical artifacts from another universe and maybe dipped out fleeing Stephen…

Focus on the interrelationship drama. The X-Men are a soap opera above all else, and they’re a family in a more legitimate way than a group like the Avengers are.

Lean in to the civil rights metaphor, and don’t abandon the notion of popping in every decade or so. Each movie should feel like a class reunion where you…

Yep! It’s a jackalope.

I actually like her ink all around.

Here’s the thing. Yeah, complex soapiness is one of the components of the X-Men, but I don’t think it’s something that the movies necessarily have to capture to get the characters right on the big screen. There’s a lot of clay to be molded there, and you’re naturally going to have to narrow your focus on the big…

Apart from two of the Nolan movies, when has movie Batman been a fresh faced babe in the woods?

First, this is an article about Lorne Michaels in general, so focusing on Heckerling except conveying the fundamentals of the anecdote is unnecessary.

Second, Heckerling’s role in the situation is still ambiguous. We know she made a pass at Kattan, and we know that Michaels seemingly believed that Kattan could curry…

In other words, “I’m from a different generation and don’t understand the trials of the current workplace culture, but I think you’re wrong”?

So are we talking a game where there are preset characters, say a half dozen or a dozen or whatever? Or are we talking a procedurally generated system a la State of Decay?

Both options would be pretty interesting, but they’d also be situations where I’d personally be hesitant to get excited before I see them in action.…

Yeah. My first thought was Steve Bannon.

But I mean, the sleazier and scuzzier point kinda puts him more on message right?

I would die if they made Final Fantasy GO. I haven’t played those games in years, but that would draw the little kid in me right on out, and I would shamelessly geek out.

Look out world! We got a real straight shooter who ain’t afraid to call it as he sees it! Welcome to the No BS Zone, babies! Check your diapers at the door!

I mean.... why wouldn’t we be?

I am 1000% against the abortion bill. It’s a travesty of unimaginable proportions.

That being said, I worry that major productions picking up their stakes and running would do more harm than good. Republicans are incredibly stubborn in their commitment to radical ideology, and I’m worried they’d stand their ground and…

So it sounds like Geoff Johns doing a warmed over Grant Morrison riff with Alan Moore characters. Is that about accurate?

Is it any good? Because I’ll admit, I’m not a Johns fan and think Watchmen should just damn well be left alone, but I’m hearing decent praise for it.

I think you mean to say Jeb!

Trashy premise and modestly clever script elevated by solid acting? Sounds like a reasonable B- to me.

Um...

So you’re saying they’re even cuter than rats?

I mean, I’m sold.

The mockery of Kattan is incredibly gross, and I’m really disappointed in the way people have responded.

I think the focus on Michaels comes down to him being the obvious bad guy in a situation where Hecklinger’s actual role is a bit ambiguous. She made a pass at Kattan in a situation where she apparently had some…