Well, that was a joke. I doubt it’s something Marvel would do.

I’d kill for a movie, or preferably a TV series, based around Asgard, Kansas with Tessa Thompson in a starring role. Hell, bring back Jaime Alexander as Sif for it, and make her the sheriff.

But I don’t think that precludes the potential for more solo Thor.

She called him out publicly for inappropriate behavior. She didn’t suspend him from his job or file divorce papers.

Dude works as a journalist. His integrity is inherent to his job. And he should damn well be fully cognizant of what the consequences are of unsolicited “horny texts”.

Given that Thor didn’t really hit his stride until Ragnarok, Hemsworth seems game still, and Thor is largely apart from the traditional superhero on Earth shenanigans, I think he could conceivably stay around a while longer.

For a while at least. I wouldn’t be surprised to see some of the stars or supporting characters on these shows folding back into the film universe at some point.

I do wonder if Thor being transferred over to the Guardians isn’t a way for Marvel to keep him in play while they use a Loki TV show to establish a new status…

Fortunately for both of us, I think the odds of that happening are practically zero. ;)

I can’t wait for the reveal that Mysterio is actually Loki in disguise.

Or it could be that the standards of what defines a hero is in his Earth are different. Or that being a hero to his Earth means doing something horrible to this one.

Quite possible he’s making up the whole thing and has either duped Fury, or Fury’s someone like Chameleon.

That said, I think it’s likelier that the notion of a multiverse is true AND Beck is lying about his intentions and/or who he is. Considering the big talk that Hulk and the Ancient One had about the ethical…

And if they do well enough, maybe we can finally get what we ALL want: a Kingdom of the Crystal Skull adaptation in the style of Indiana Jones’ Greatest Adventures for SNES.

Sometimes you have to just suck it up and do a few From Justin to Kellys before you’ll have your shot at a dream project like UglyDolls.

Really? I feel the opposite. I enjoyed Endgame, but it also felt like an exhaustive and exhausting pile of fan service. Don’t get me wrong. It was a satisfying resolution to 25 or so films, but I’ve always preferred the movies that are their own thing with their own distinct identity.

And while FFH is clearly going to…

Here in Atlanta we have a theater that does 5.50 matinees and 7.50 regular tickets.

Or that time that Thanos just broke into Mary Marvel’s apartment and was chilling in her recliner waiting for her to return.

I think we’re missing the real story here, and it tells so much story for just three words.

Euripides Rubio Jr.

What a name.

Being vaguely disillusioned with something but not knowing how to express it to yourself, much less anyone else.

I really do find this video endearing, more for those kids than for Bernie. That girl’s nervousness is just palpable.

I love how wholesome those “punks” are.

“To heck with society! It’s all baloney!”

The McElroy Brothers exploring Sonic Dreams Collection is one of the greatest acts of beauty in this world.

I think the thing is, and we’re diving into really depressing territory here, there are plenty of soft targets for racists to hit if they want to commit violence against people of the Islamic faith. We’ve already seen that.

So what we pragmatically have to ask ourselves is this.

1) Would IHOP becoming a seeming target…

It would be more believable if it was actually a funny joke.