I’m hoping the next Story is about a canoe going down a river with an upside down Pao tied to it.
DWSmith
dwsmith
Meh. Been married more than a quarter century. Used to it.
This entire article is fucking hilarious and rings fucking true for me. I had the fucking Prius III, which shared many of the fucking annoyances you enumerate— the spring-loaded non-fucking-intuitive shifter, the fucking beeping (which as you point out wouldn’t be needed INSIDE the fucking car if the shifter weren’t,…
Studies have shown that swearing relieves stress, dulls the sensation of pain, fosters camaraderie among peers and is linked with traits like verbal fluency, openness and honesty.
Do you recall discussions of “micro-payment” services that would facilitate paying creators (like web comics) fractions of a penny per view? Many variantsof this idea were floated. Micro-payments were billed as the new media economy, but the industry and users chose the old (ad supported) model instead. I am partially…
When I sold them (Gen 1-3) I would ask the person how much they liked computers. Mind you this was 2000-2008, so there was still a (shrinking) subset of (typically older) people who didn’t have a computer in their house that they regularly used but were still looking to own a fuel efficient car.
Today: sorry, I love Ferraris, but this is Not the one that would get me to sell that extra kidney floating around my thorax.
Not that alcohol is *good* for you (it’s literally poison), but your post (or whoever’s post you copy-pasted) is extremely misleading.
First, the term “class 1 carcinogen” sounds really scary, but it includes things like sunlight. So that classification very clearly doesn’t mean that any exposure at all immediately…
What you need is a 1981 Ford LTD Crown Victoria. It’s about as 80's as you can get. It’s reliable, comfortable, cheap, awesome, and I just so happen to have one for sale. I was going to post it tomorrow, but come get it and I’ll sell it to you first.
And had universal health care, didn’t have food deserts and fresh fruit and vegs were cheaper than a Family Size Fritos.
So the federal government can’t tell me a damn thing about the ongoing pandemic, but they can tell me to stop drinking?
As a nation, our collective health would be better if people generally drank less
I’m up to about twice that, with 4 new tires, and shocks, and a bunch of other bits and pieces... but yeah. When I saw the Craigslist ad, I couldn’t reply fast enough...
“In 1990, baby boomers still had the juice to push a nostalgic prestige piece like Dances With Wolves to blockbuster status, but they weren’t running the show anymore.”
The Boeing 737 MAX was a great airplane, there were just many small problems keeping it from remaining in service.
The first 90% of the work takes 90% of the time
Level 5 achieved!
Like the time they left the cinder block in my car after throwing it through my wind0w, score free cinder block- until I saw it came from where my trailer used to be
“When the enemy is busy making mistakes, don’t interrupt him.”
--Napoleon Bonaparte