A Fish Called Wanda, Die Hard, Beetlejuice and Big are all cruddy movies? SURE thing. 

I’ve read dozens of stories you’ve written about the intricacies of automotive lighting in eastern european sub compacts.

I assume what he posted was bond. Bail is refunded, bond is not.

Interesting fact about “qualified immunity” as it is the second time I’ve ever heard of the term in these last two days - the other being on a repeat of John Oliver’s most show just last night. Those two words alone should be enough to scare the crap out of any American Citizen anytime they cross paths with “the long…

Hey, now, moonshine didn’t do anything to deserve this. ;)

I’m crossing over here from jalopnic, but goddamn does that tweet say a whole fucking lot. That is fucking enlightening

I have a screenplay for a movie where the south left and the north said “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out”

Meanwhile, a press release from the Ministry of Truth announced the glorious news that “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and that boot stamping on our faces forever thing is all just a silly misunderstanding. Rubber bullets, brutal beat-downs, and slashed tires are really deeply-compassionate acts of love.”

“State Patrol troopers strategically deflated tires ... in order to stop behaviors such as vehicles driving dangerously and at high speeds in and around protesters and law enforcement,”

I’m not sure where you’re getting that, but a listener does not need to be one wavelength away to hear a sound. If they did, headphones would not work. To understand this, think of the wave as what it is: a pressure front that propagates through a medium by “pushing” particles into each other, not a sinusoidal…

Wait, there should be a unit of measure for something like this. If I recall John Delorean was busted with 100 kgs of Automotive Alternative Financing Instrument i.e. coke. So what if 100kg is a Delorean

Historians a 1000 years from now:
“In the year 2020, a great pandemic arrived in the San Francisco Bay region, leading the denizens of the area to build the ‘Great Wailing Bridge’ as a monument to mark their mourning - of the valuable profits that had been lost during the economic shutdown caused by the plague. It was…

This is the face he kept seeing:

Well, umm, how can I put this...  I would've at least kept one or two packages for a fun weekend in Vegas then called the cops!  But that's just me, never done the bugger sugar stuff, but movies sure make it fun.

It really could be a lot worse...

Officer Enablement is the bigger problem here. Were it not for Officer Enablement looking the other way, Officer Redacted would have been kicked off the force years ago, and the entire department would have a much better reputation.

Any chance he lives at 0 NULL Street?

Hork is actually used in the classic ‘Strange Brew’, as well. I can’t watch this movie and hear that line without thinking of it.

“Oh, king eh? How did you get that title? By exploiting the prey animals! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma, which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our ecosystem!”