Congratulations Shep and Mr. Bro,

Cows are really dumb.  It was probably thinking “Chew, Chew, Fart, Chew.”

Playing professional football? Or being a generational talent?

They’re not wrong.

Duh, you can only go to the dealer to get the special Prius tires.  Do you even Prius?

That’s what ewe think

I heard the sheep had great personalities.

That’s baaaad!

That wool wasn’t virgin ? I was fleeced !!

Virgin wool?  That’s from ugly sheep.

Ain’t care, got a minigun.  

I think that holds true for everyone I’ve ever seen driving in NJ.

Probably.

“You’re f—-ing up dude,” Petrozzi said according to Kennedy’s report. “I am going to own you, I am going to own your kids, I am going to take your house from you.”

First car I’ve ever wrenched on, the mighty AZLK 2140. Plan was to swap a Honda F22B into it and lower it by 10cm. Unfortunately I kept it in the street, since I didn’t have a garage (still don’t), and it was stolen by the city administration for “spoiling the view”. They demanded a ransom of 8000 rubles (around $250…

My first 240SX. It was a 93 Coupe. Was going to be built into a Turbo KA. The goal was 400whp and under 3,000lb weight. Would have had custom aircraft inspired seats and paint job, Silvia nose, and water/methanol injection. Got as far as stripping the chassis and building the turbo motor. Then I moved in with my GF…

Don’t look at it Marion!

Congratulations Comrades,

Congratulations Gentlemen,

Eh.  I eat lots of dodgy crap. I consider it training for my immune system.