I believe in the heirarchy the 924/44/68 series are known as “Poorsches”.

This is Christine Lagarde head of the IMF, she will arraigned financing and help you avoid the tax consequence. 

This is good, I like this.

I love that Nissan wrote you back

They (your girl and the Pao) do look super cute together.

What is that? A mint? A quick taste-test disproved that theory.

This is brilliant! Since the internet commentariat isn’t feeding us enough clueless butthurt this year, it’s definitely best to source your own locally. I gotta try this in my own office.

As the son of two Pats/Sox fans from Massachusetts, went to college in Massachusetts, lived in Boston for a while in Boston before eventually moving to Pittsburgh, I cannot agree with this take. I have had more pleasant experiences with Steelers fans while wearing Patriots shirts in Pittsburgh than I have had with…

Congrats on your COTD win Rambunctious CBR1000RR, one that you totally did not deserve, you piece of crap.

Man, Car-Website.Fun has ripped off Jalopnik to the smallest detail! You guys should sue. Seriously. But, if they start proofreading, I’m switching to them.

Five Guys is a restaurant without beer so I don’t go there. 

I’m glad I had the chance to go when it was only slightly crowded. This would drive me crazy.

tough, stringy, gristly, fatty and full of toxins. Apex predators never taste good.

If you can’t win, win at losing.

CP for me because when people don’t list one of the most basic things about a vehicle (mileage) I move on.

The trick here is to keep going back and calling over the said employee to witness his transaction, every single time.

You have many good opinions. This is not one of them. As is required by internet law, I must now call you names. You scurvy scalawag.

I saw the picture, I saw the name Sir Vival, and I started wondering why you misspelled Jason Torchinsky “Elizabeth Werth.”

...and the quite detailed video clip:

The first sentence in this article is complete bullshit. We know of more oil deposits now than at any point in history and won’t be running out any time soon, though it will be more expensive to access.