I'm cry-laughing at my desk. As silently as possible (which is to say, not very silently).

Posing with puppies is cheating your way into my pants!
I'm not even supposed to like blondes!!
What....is.....he.....doing.....to....meeeeeee

She's black. That caveats her beauty. This is the problem. Her blackness automatically negates her "conventional beauty" because of the way society is set up. Ask every woman who's ever been told she was "pretty for a black girl."

You're just not trying hard enough.

Yeah, she said she was eating 1600 calories per day—but with that much exercise, she was likely netting negative calories, which is super dangerous. Someone her size needs at probably 1100-1200 just to operate things like, you know, organs.

Am I the only one who avoids Reddit because the website looks like such a clusterfuck? I feel like I can't find anything, don't know what anyone's talking about. I'm sure if I spent more time there, I'd get the hang of it, but every time I go there it's like, OH FUCK NO and I go to a more pleasantly designed site.

Honestly, I don't care about the quality of their product. The quality of their message was spot on, and I hope that it motivates more little girls to seek out building tools or other toys that don't fit the typical girl stereotype, regardless of the brand name on the box.

My main takeaway from this piece was a very clear mental image of the Sexual Harassment Rhino...

I think some of them don't necessarily believe it will work, but actually get off on making women uncomfortable and scared and angry.

I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole. Part of male privilege is the semi-conscious belief that men are the arbiters of reality. Rationally, many men know that women have different experiences than they do but just as many believe, deep down, that they'd handle those experiences better. It wouldn't bother…

In real life, it was probably only a few seconds, but in my head, there was about an hour of staring and disbelief.

I met my husband on Match, but before I did, I went out with another guy I met there. That dude's opening line to me upon meeting me face-to-face was, I shit you not, "Wow, you're really beautiful — how do you feel about plastic surgery?"

For a minute I thought that this film/globe part of the Red Carpet was the train of her dress spread out, and thought it was the most brilliant thing I'd ever seen.

I'm sorry, singing Beyonce with BEYONCE would make my night forever. I would never, ever, ever stop talking about that. Especially if it was Crazy in Love or Bootylicious or fuck, any Beyonce song like ever.

The lady behind them is like "Lord give me the strength, Satan is testing me"

This is problematic on many levels. Many, many levels. Firstly, do we know if the fetus is viable? Severe oxygen deprivation does not only affect the mother. Also, who is paying for her medical care? I realize that this is a very crass question, but if the family/their insurance is expected to cover this, it could…

Did you really, like seriously, suggest a woman of African-american heritage should be lynched?! Even in a metaphorically sense that's still fucked up. Open a goddamn history book before you open your mouth.

I was just thinking the same! Human overlords? Please! Cats have been secretly ruling over us since fur-eva. With their antennae which we silly beings use to confuse as tails, they always have contact with their mothership getting new orders to make us fall in love with them and thus obey their every purr.

I don't think any cat has ever considered its human an "overlord."