Not hard at all. You marry Nicki, as per above, you fuck Rihanna because that seems like it would be a blast and she's clearly not ready to settle down and you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.
Rick Astley is an unstoppable force. I've been telling people this since 1987.
I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.
Well, technically it would be Emma Watson for Prime Minister, yeah? Minister for Magic works too.
I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.
Hey, asshole, There. Is. No. Law. You do NOT have to show ID in California.
The police have a right to ask for your ID if they have "reasonable suspicion" that you are involved in illegal activity. I'm not convinced the officer did in this case.
It looks like a plane flying into the Twin Towers, which make the Hitler reference a bit strange. But racists aren't known for their intelligence.
You're a moron.
That is a nice suit. It looks good with his body type and skin color.
My question is, who will be our first summertime seersucker President?
I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro
It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."
My favorite is "he was big for his age."
Don't forget the ever-popular "de-humanizing stare"
The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…
She invited me
..like getting drunk at home while binge-watching Netflix.
I mean, all of her reasons are "valid" I guess. I just would have the decorum to not publicly state it.
Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.