Man who pooped on you today?

This is peak Torchinsky. Please never change.

No one is forcing to you read it. 

I mean it’s my job to cover news. This isn’t just car news you want to see, it’s all car news.

It’s like a Mach E with less range for more money.

What kind of factory? Cocaine?

SRT-10 Ram truck spoiler.

I mean this doesn’t even qualify as a spoiler:

My wife’s family is from Louisiana and none of them put tomatoes in Gumbo. That’s considered a sin. 

Mistubishi sold 50k+ Eclipse Cross units in 2018. I wonder how many they missed out on because internet fanboys protested the nomenclature. My estimate: zero. I bet it will be the same here. The venn diagram is likely as such:

Simply pulling that lever a few millimeters rearward engages the electric latch, popping the door open.

The amount of people that will *refuse* to buy it because it has Mustang in the name should be an even shorter list.  They were not going to buy it anyway.

I will take a bunch of boudin and some stuffed pork chops from Heberts please

Crawfish are sweeter, and funner as an event. Their flavor holds against the spice better without being overpowered. They also make better leftovers. I didn’t grow up in the heart of Acadiana having shrimp boils. There’s not a restaurant in Evangeline Parish called “the Shrimp Barn”.

Nobody puts tomatoes in gumbo. As…

So let me get this straight. You have an opinion. I have a different opinion. Both are subjective, and yet somehow yours is valid and mine isn’t?

All y’all saying it’s ugly... go get your eyes checked.

Last week, one of the local roads was clogged with folks waiting for the drive through of the local Popeye’s.