I’m pretty sure braking power is not a popular topic among Mustang drivers at C&C events.

0-100-0 is a better metric to use than 0-60 or even 1/4 mile. It is 2 (TWO) metrics in one!

BMW names it’s cars by using a dartboard. 

...the fuck did Guam ever do to you?

I’ve always thought it tragic that native born people can’t be deported. If I was emperor, I’d allow a 1.5 to 1 swap.

out of sheer jalopism you should refuse to help anyone buy a crossover ever.

Looks like a 2007-2011 Camry to me. The rear lights match up, and you can see the chrome Toyota logo above the rear license plate. They are also available with the chrome strip along the bottom of the side windows.

If the GT sport came with AWD (article didn’t say), it could present a compelling reason to not buy a Subaru Impreza hatch, just for 50 more hp.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

It’s actually the baby’s motorcycle.

I have to say I’m kind of disappointed that it doesn’t have a spoiler or something like this. I thought Red Bull would give it wings.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Is it as miserable to drive as it looks?

Dammit, I couldn’t think of something clever fast enough.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

That's a wet dream.

You forgot to start this story with "Dear Penthouse".

*Ahem*

My first thought was: "But wait, I know so many olds who survived warring on planes, including my grandpa!"