I can envision Steve Smith on ESPN in a couple of years being ordered to use words like poise and ma-tour-ity about 500 times an hour.

I’m starting to believe that our planet has passed through some solar storm that has turned our planet into some sort of opposite version of itself. Or it’s possible that I’m just making excuses for the cesspool that this country actually is.

So the urinary habits of private citizens are fair game for legal intercession, but it’s uncool to discuss or oversee the potentially deadly actions of on-duty public servants? Got it.  

I’ve seen these guys before: