You’re entitled to your very, very wrong opinion.

Yeah, removing all innovation from basketball is the same as asking a player not act like he got judo chopped in the neck by a ghost....

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I understand maybe one third of the words in the title of this article.

So I’m bored at work......

She already has a record on FGM, and has done exactly what this reporter was asking her to do on multiple occasions.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

I suppose the big difference between the examples you stated is that disabilities and stuttering are not voluntary actions. Being overweight is a choice people make. Like me, some people slowly begin to tack on the pounds after a relatively skinny childhood, but it doesn’t happen overnight. Obesity takes day after day…

I don’t really understand the point of this nasty hit piece.

“I always thought it was the balls,” O’Rourke says when told of Zoller’s firsthand recollection where the pee is stored.

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

yeah and KD got 3 free throws late for kicking his leg out. What’s your point?

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

last I heard of him was during In Living Color days

Jokic would float along the surface, like a delicious doughy cloud of puff pastry.