Practice bowing and tugging your forelock now, avoid the rush.

at least he gave it up pretty quickly but Buhminghayum was embarrassing.

plus he didn't play on Yom Kippur one year, which caused a bit of a sensation
http://sportsworld.nbcsport…

yeah, in 1950 I'm pretty sure no woman would have been able to even go to the Indy 500 without the permission of a man.

Do they pass the same contestant test as the regular people?

Maybe she could be Unity Mitford? She could trot out that British accent! Although age would be an issue there too

I think I'd say Humphrey beating Nixon in 1968 would have been even more interesting. Defeating the Wallace/Nixon voter bloc, neutralizing Nixon's pre-election actual treason of influencing North Vietnam to stall the peace talks, etc.

Nice!

Even if you have bad health because you eat too many Cheetos (ha), as a society are supposed to let you die without care? No one really wants health care like they want a Ferrari, no one makes themselves be unhealthy so they can take advantage of the government by frequently spending time in hospitals. Making health a…

I still cannot believe that Cheetolini is so utterly obsessed with the destruction of anything that Obama did. It's mind bogglingly petty, even for that orange asshole. I'm waiting to hear that he had the organic veg gardens torn out

Chekhov's Power Loader!

Heck. I've (gasp) had a BABY. I now apparently have a pre-existing condition.

yeah, Joel Osteen could pony up a few thou.

The best thing was the ACLU tweet, where they said they were prepared to sue Trump over this, but after reading the order they concluded it was devoid of meaning

but they clearly had a rabbi at the signing so I guess the yids are ok. Jared is one, you know

STARTS WITH AN NBA TEAM NAME

Also, "do you want to see this paper I signed all by myself? Steve even gave me a gold star!!"

How is it so many Canadian nurses cross the border and work in Detroit if there's a shortage in Canada? Seems like the border stuff wouldn't be worth the hassle.

She drove a Plymouth Satellite…

Every once in a while I get Computer Nummer Drei stuck in my head. Popular in Germany when I lived there (late 60s)