how about donnielovesivanka.com? I'm so NOT going there

Definitely…more John Oliver would be awesome. His backstory: he used to be a professor at a poorly-regarded community college in Colorado, but something scandalous TBD drove him to show business.

I worked at Sears many years ago, at the time they had a home improvement department with display toilets. More than once did some small child think "oohh, potty" and did their business on one.

art van sucketh mightily. The aggressiveness of the salespeople and the chintziness of the product has made us swear off Art Van…even when there's a SALE!!!

way to communicate with your kids, Piers. Learn that from Trump and the non-Ivana spawn?

I'd buy a pizza oven. Or Boboli.

I would be proud. We got it at work yesterday and it sucked bigly.

Dammit. I want to watch some new episodes. Americans, Saul, Fargo…help! I need some escapism

oh god no. It went so well the first time, eh, Geoff?

who is actually doing a damn good job, apparently

I hope he DOES run. In this case, I don't think Michigan will go GOP. We're pretty consistent in keeping Democratic senators. And I don't see Stabenow as particularly vulnerable.

This is how I felt when I read DaVinci Code. The pres of my company said it was the best book he ever read. I read it, turning each page hoping to find the "good" part. I lost a good deal of respect for the company president after that.

Hope so. In the meantime, it's shelves of donated DaVinci Code and such

I hope this means we're going to get a few more episodes, since football is done.

Or Dean Wormer

Caitlin Jennings IS Melania! (probably needs the money)

If she's in North Dakota, her SUndays are supposed to be spent making her husband breakfast!
(if you have no husband, you are deemed worthless)

Oh boy. A Two Broke Girls writer! And the golden age of TV rolls on.

50 Watts: Best.Commercial.EVER

Ya know, it's like they believe Trump that our intelligence agencies are incompetent…