this this this. He's a skank who excuses his own skankiness by blaming the imagined shortcomings of his women

Yes, I'm definitely going with Cheetolini.
Mussolini, Cheeto, and rhymes with Chicolini from Duck Soup. All the boxes ticked.

Dude doesn't computer. You need someone to go through his actual Rolodex and desktop blotter calendar. Or bribe his "girl"

IDK, the other candidate got more votes.

Isn't there some Apprentice person that would work?

Eliminate Dept of Education, add Dept of Tweetage

because nobody cares what cows think

"GRAY"? Grey is acceptable spelling, I'm assuming that's what they are calling an "error" in Michigan

Snyder in Michigan is term limited, although Donald and him aren't buddies. But I'd love to see Snyder get Romneyed—dangle some plum job in front of him just to see him dance and then get told "that'll teach you to not support me"

The Static Stones

I liked Mukund and am sorry to see him go!

Alex is really sucking at banter. Notice how much he says "good for you!" whether it makes sense or not

schroedinger's timeline

should their votes count less?

and unpresidented

You think that a decent sitcom will win in a landslide over a mediocre POS (sorry Joel, love you but that thing is the Leonard of sitcoms). Yes, quality always wins…sure

also other stuff…at coffee shops…

and they'd have to be fair and balanced about it, give equal time to the other side. Guy deserved to be shot, you know?

I know, who wants to live in a universe where both Tom Arnold and Joe Walsh are right??

I miss Bourdain, myself. That comment about a Marcel dish being a "perfect shitstorm of fucking awfulness" wins for best judge comment ever, IMO