so….canonical, then

Dude doesn't want a wife, he wants a grateful servant

I really enjoyed this show when it was on. Showrunners should ask me if I like a show, it's pretty much the kiss of cult death.

everyone on Seinfeld was a fundamentally horrible person, but it was still hilarious. BBT? Not so much

canonical! CANONICAL!

And don't forget that "Goin' Down" was used brilliantly on Breaking Bad

Mickey is 70 so he's allowed to sound geezerish

No, they were smart enough to pay some of the best songwriters of the time. And they were AWESOME.

The Monkees have a song about the horribleness of suburbia. What else do you want from them

Fifty years…god almighty, I guess we're not so new anymore.

Similar points re: Reagan was made in Deutschland 83. I wish more people had seen that show, it is a nice counterpoint to The Americans

No, Ina Garten's friends are all gay guys. Can't see that working

Off the chain

how about "i'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird"

Reparations!

also pissed off every waiter that served you

Gremlins run on regular gas.

Or "if you are in a steady relationship, keep it in your pants and don't be a two-timing douche"

"That rosary isn’t going to be anywhere near as helpful as that amoxicillin would have been."

crap. Forgot Mom was on, watched rerun of Beefsquatch! on Adult Swim