because Thanksgiving, I assumed

Daryl: "you OK?"
Carol: "yes"

kevin sorbo?

So…NOT "ow my balls"

When life gives you lemons, do lemon shots.

God hates Volvos

I'm totally slow-clapping here

Stephen Colbert

My family knew the Becks quite well when Glenn was a kid. They are of the opinion that he is full of crap about his dad. That's some deep sickness, going to that length to get attention.

I'm reminded of "Frugal Gourmet"—that was a great cooking show, pre-Food Network. Once the scandal came about, he was history, because NO ONE could stand watching the perv. You just can't unsee it.

Let me know when it replaces "Eagle's wings" at Catholic funerals.

I say he can't afford cable, and Retro TV is a free over the air channel.

liked because Jeesus, that's a lot of effort

or capes. you just don't get enough capes on TV

shouldn't we have some zombies wearing tank tops and shorts? I realize the clothes are a way to save on makeup but FFS.

I had a battery operated record player in my long ago youth. Maybe they found one in an antique store. Powered with all those batteries that still have juice

sort of enlightening though…why some guys think it's OK (hey, she was unconscious so it's not really rape…)

ummm….Bill Maher??

aaaaayyyyUUPP

Airplane-style?