There was a time where car idiot lights had a diagonal slash with a dot in the middle to represent the choke. Only mechanics and engineers knew that was meant to indicate the butterfly valve in the carburetor.

Judith conceived post ZA, 9 months gestation and at last sighting at least 9 months old, I'd say—big and sitting up alone, maybe crawling? So let's say a year and a half.

Worst possible confession on this site? Yes. Yes it is.

Latka's transformation into Vic Ferrari was priceless:"alter my lifestyle to fit the fast lane".

There's an ep where Elaine splurges on a crazy expensive haircut (hairdresser swishily played by Ted Danson) that was hideous. She was fantastic in that one.

I'd say "NBC guarantees six seasons, possible movie". Community's ratings don't suck to this level…and I'm pretty sure SSTW doesn't get a lot of DVR action.

I thought he went to U of Belize…go Black Jaguars!

Alison Brie manages to be on two shows at once…I imagine they could work it out

I'm over 50 and my first album after the Monkees was Led Zeppelin II. You might want to say "over the age of 70"

what is chandler bing's job?

release the kraken

then they AREN'T men after all.

are you…Guy Fieri?

Jesse takes down Todd with the help of some chemistry.
As in, "Science, bitch!"?

really? you went to the trouble of commenting to say that? Douche

really? you went to the trouble of commenting to say that? Douche

My DH equates Ted to Ross on "Friends", a character he also thoroughly despises. Me? I'm in it, well at least if nothing else is on, till the payoff

My DH equates Ted to Ross on "Friends", a character he also thoroughly despises. Me? I'm in it, well at least if nothing else is on, till the payoff