There's a food truck in Boston that only sells pickles - rave reviews on Yelp.

I thought her parents said they were paying her rent/expenses in the episode when they visited.

What the fuck is imitation mozzarella, America cheese? Moz is just fresh cheese, you can make it at home in 10 minutes.

If you're looking to shovel food down your gourd or possibly see a woman tear out another woman's hair, there's no better chain than CiCi's (TM).

How do you write like this without feeling like a complete turd? C'mon, you actually typed this and sent it out into the world for other people to see: "Anyone who sees any merit in Kanye West, let alone thinks of Yeezus as a great album, isn't worth my time. Sorry suckers, this is another mainstream, hipster-baiting,…

John Goodman Eating Grapes in Toga
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Yeah I changed my mind and was going to delete that, but you were already typing so thanks, Disqus.

So you didn't watch the video, did you.

I thought the line about her being hypothyroid was odd. That's a real disease, not something you just work slightly harder to deal with. And there's medication for it, too.

He was also pretty great in Superbad.. "So, you guys on Myspace?"

The rap bylaws clearly state "Whomever … shall rhyme "drugs" with "hugs" shall henceforth be barred from Rap game, and all entries therein deleted". I don't think this kid has a clue what it takes to make it in this biz.

Damn, Cutty's got wheels.

I loved Ethan's "I've made a huge mistake" expression in that scene.

New Year's day is in every way opposite to New Year's Eve unless you're in Philly, in which case it's an excuse for blue collar guys to dress in drag and get drunk at 8 in the morning.

THAT WHICH EXISTS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT
-KingofWildThings RE: a comedy troupe

If you don't think New York-style pizza tastes good, you don't like pizza.

I don't know why, but the idea of pecan pie Pringles makes me nauseous. I imagine them smelling like that waffle cereal that smelled like piss (waffle crisp?).

That annoyed me too. The show was just having its cake and eating it too — playing the same scene as funny and touching — without making much sense. The first version is cut as if Peralta punches him immediately, including Peralta's reaction shot, so the scene really changes the way Santiago tells it.

You can't teach an old god new tricks

Anyone else notice the psychiatrist was Alan Ruck, AKA Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? I had to pause it to go make sure.