I sorta feel like this is the laziest article I have ever seen written for Jalopnik. There has to be SOME reason you are bringing this up that you didnt mention...

Thanks for reading!

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car, and slash the deputy’s tires so they don’t get very far when they finally get the word that there’s a been a hold-up? Uh huh?

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Fuckin’ a, those are some annoying ads. They look more like actual posts than any other ads in the GawkerGizmodoverse.

Now all those Lowriders sponsored posts I didn’t click on make sense.

Where are all the lawn mowers?

Have you owned a German car?

Yeah, it’s like the whole concept of satire is lost on him.

you should probably check out more of Ms. Lee ESQ’s posts before you comment... go ahead, we’ll wait.

His union has a mighty good legal team I see.

pedantic me FTFY (no C in Amtrak)

Straight talk time?

I’m a little bit stunned by this. Not by the content of the article, but by the fact that I just read a whole article on a gawker site about poverty, Detroit, and state tyranny, without a single mention of race or some dumbass implication that a bureaucratic entity is racist. :O

Is this an automotive site, or just another fucking political news site?

Alternative facts are de rigueuer in politics these days. You expected something different from not-Gawker?

FA is about miltary hardware and technology with only enough pokitics thrown in to explain doctrine. This article, salient as it may be, does not belong here.

We understand, it just proves how shit the tech is.

Counterpoint: YES I DO