I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

Is there ANY animal whose ground up horns AREN’T used in traditional chinese medicine?

Did you also find it shallow and pedantic?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Feel free to pretend like you know all about Jim Tomsula

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

"I'm afraid I have to reciprocate your act"- Every opposing offense, in the rare event the Bears scored a touchdown this season.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

For real. It's become almost a completely different show. A much much better show.

It's now one of the best genre shows on television. So... better than that?

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

Many teenagers with autism-spectrum disorder have difficulty paying attention for prolonged periods of time, so it's uplifting to these kids help Austin identify goals and stick to them.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.