So much great writing leaving. So much Sam Biddle staying.

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

Emmitt Smith was pretty upset about this. In his day a player played, “no matter know many kid’s knees were laser aided.”

Whelp, it’s better than Hotline Bling

Damn it. The Washington Milfsdoporn was my suggestion for the new team name.

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.