It’s partially obscured, but I’m pretty sure the last name on the Giants fan’s jersey is HITCHBOT.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

I don’t know about an official position, but I think most of us would agree that the point of interest here is probably that this is an example of the sort of thing that will inevitably happen when a self-interested cartel prevents the formation of normal economic relationships between employers and employees.

You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

Atwood, who has a court hearing tomorrow, was released into the custody of his mother, who was at the game with him.

Clearly the solution there would be to catch dino’s and put them in giant hamster wheels to generate power. We could even put them in giant zoos when they aren’t “exercising” for people to come look at. I don’t see any way that could go wrong.

To be a Redskins coach means unofficially assuming the role as the organization’s resident Baghdad Bob.

Yeah if two of them were named Young & Montana.

He needs to get back on the AV Club, like, ASAP. That comments section has become a closed loop of in-jokes by people who weren’t there when the jokes began. ZMF needs to be the cleansing rain that washes that place clean again.

Denton has been coming to work in full pads for years.

Ohhhh. So that’s why Nick Denton’s been walking around with a football helmet on these past couple days!

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

So she was rewarded for being an asshole. I mourn.

And we have our winner! Congratulations, you win the White Tears Award for the 21st of July, 2015. Competition was stiff, but you truly went to the next level. Enjoy your box of tissues.

Did it hurt your brain?

“Someone make me an offer and I’ll shit my pants for ya. I’m game.”

Anyone want to start a Kickstarter?

“It’s about fucking time.”