Im burying ammo and playing the lottery.

To me, nude dining means sticking my dick in a Hot Pocket, so this is definitely a step up.

Sounds like a decent thing to do, not clueless.

Or by being beaten to death.

We traveled to upstate NY recently, and I was legit disappointed that the Continental breakfast didn’t have Texas shaped waffles. I didn’t realize that I cared so much until they were gone.

It does.

And I thought I destroyed the shitter this morning.

Being from Texas I always laugh when I see other state flags displayed with pride.

I should however I can’t be too mad. At the age of 7, she is a huge Michael Jackson fan so I’ll let her slide.

Send her to her room!

I was just reading the new post about Prince stating that he’d celebrate when he died. My daughter looked at my phone and asked to play the clip. I told her that I’d rather she not as I will start crying. She hurt me so bad and she had the nerve to say, “Well you don’t have to listen. I don’t know who that Prince-y…

The black guy looks most confused.

Its ok, he lived a life anyone would be proud of. He left too early but he also left us a lot.

NEWS UPDATE: Police just found a note stuck on the refrigertaor door.

the next few tens of thousands, actually.

They got it pretty right on.

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Who cares.

After their meeting Prince was inspired to write his immortal classic “Little Red Loudmouth Assface”.

So the girlfriend of the main hero can be easily replaced?