Im eagerly awaiting the day when some fuck face tries to buy something from me using this fake ass money so I can urinate into their mouth.

Man, if only someone had ever written a book about slavery that was made into an acclaimed mini series, or several movies, or a netflix special, or any number of non fiction books, we could have avoided this.

There is nothing wrong with taking the settlement and having something tangible. But I feel its hypocritical to do that and then complain about not being able to talk about it. She and other women should not have to go through this in the first place but they then signed a contract.

What the fuck did she think was gonna happen...

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

Im surprised this didnt happen sooner actually.

“But not my pissant daughter.”

(pauses for an uncomfortably long time, then continues speech)

“...and I’d really like to thank my son.”

You know what really bothers me? When people bug out about kissing kids on the lips. Not everyone does it but when people do, IT IS NOT SEXUAL. People cringing like there is a sexual element is icky. It’s icky! That’s a father and son, clean your head. Damn.

Nah, his Uggs...

Did you really think anything about this motherfucker would ever not be weird?

Lets just stop talking about kicking and pouring hot coffee on dicks, ok?

You could do both of those things very effectively with pants up.

Ok welcome to the real world then.

Its called karma, honey:)