Yes, lets keep talking about this groupie until the next ice age.

Not to mention her “hit” is possibly she shittiest thing ever recorded. Its the musical equivalent of AIDS in the 80's.

You know, nothing is stopping you from reading about olden-timey black people all year long if you want, right?

***shudder***

Wrong.

I didnt say I had many but if you must know im awesome at ski-ball.

Well, im sure the Women of Planet Earth are indebted to her for standing tall and putting herself “on the line”.

“Eagles Fever” can be contracted from couches, door knobs and ATM’s.

Is your mom working today? And does she still accept Chuck E Cheese tokens?

I agree he looks a little green but he doesnt have the flaking pallor of a man who just had a meteor made of gonorrhea land on his face.

“Carlton admits that she hasn’t voted in the Grammys for the past five years because her membership expired...”

True.

Yeah, the 1880's.

God.

Wow.

Jesus, when a white girl dies they will not let that shit go.

Ok, Rose.

File photo of poor black child.

What do these people do again?

I hope this kid gets dick cancer.