Should’a said he was a gymnastics teacher. Apparently nobodys pays shit for attention to those guys.

I liked them better when they were called the “League of Extraordinary Mexicans”.

“At least one push-up per day”

“Now that guy got canned!!”

This isnt worth talking about.

I guess those fat fucks get grumpy if they dont have their dump truck full of chalupas every morning.

I guess making the show half as good with 100% less dick grabbing is acceptable.

I couldnt care less so long as I dont have to hear anything else about “Lorde”.

Electing this dip-shit was like a bank teller saying to some random idiot in line, “Hey I gotta go take a shit can you cover for me?”

So you have no control over your own actions and emotions?

Because of emotions.

Sounds like those little dipshits could use a taste of combat if they want to see some actual injuries.

Fuckin’ Trump cant wait to get in there and pee in the ice trays or some stupid shit.

Brazil imported more African slaves than the United States. African culture there is deeply ingrained in the national heritage. Especially food.

Jared: “May I please have the medium sized strap-on when we get home? Your brothers really did a number on me last night and theres still quite a bit of bleeding.”

Trump supporter: “Well, yeah, hes kind of an asshole. But, ya know what? Sometimes it takes being an asshole to get things done.”

I cant wait until Dakota gains three pounds and is banned from Hollywood forever.