this is actually the only correct response to the scenario

Calmer than you are.

I would have also accepted pulling your dick out and waving it at people.

I thought you meant getting off at Grand Central Library and surfing for porn.

though just for the record, by “full homeless” i meant taking a shit in the middle of the subway car.

Glad I am not the only person who thinks that this is just annoying. If I am on the train or bus, I’m there to go from point A to point B. I would like to be left alone and let to go along on my journey.

Or like, one of the circles of hell. An endless commute filled with flashing lights, tons of people and terrible music.

this is my personal nightmare

i dunno but if i encountered a pop-up rave going under the east river, we’d all find out soon enough.

“May I suggest you use your night stick, officer?”

“(People, this is why we live here! Celebrate life!)“

They prefer trap in NYC>

… MC Harry Shotta and DJ Discoboy…

No it means you have decent taste in music.

Fuck these people.

Wasn’t this a thing on the NYC subway like a year or two ago?

Can we all agree that any culture that requires men to wear long beards is probably pretty ass backwards?

They keep the guy guys with the rifle out of camera view.

“There is but one great tradition in the English boarding school system, and that is buggery.”

Right, in case the Queen becomes aggressive.