Just as they taught you at Eton.

Not me.

Yeah, probably.

But, but, it’s Tom Brady!

I bet those guys in the cargo shorts would have puked if Dumbo had stomped the queen into a putty or gel.

China has reportedly sent 150,000 troops to the North Korean border…

Its definitely an interesting story.

Ya prolly should keep an eye on that drink, Hef.

With the group of competent and knowledgeable professionals we have at the helm in Washington I can sleep soundly, without fear of nuclear confrontation. Their firm grasp of diplomacy will see us through these murky waters.

Not if you just had a mescaline enema.

He wasnt all bad.

Say what you will about Hitler— he never got a Spin Doctors song stuck in my head.

Am I wrong for wanting to own Dennis Quaid’s shirt?

They dont please.

I can finally start a facebook page!

Are you in therapy too?

1998?!?! You are a loyal fan.

I saw what you did and I love you for it.

We are Siamese if you please...

Is the Holocaust Center like a mall? Or like a sports arena, like the Staples Center? Does Sean spell it fancy, like Centre?