The stupid. It burns.

I like that the guy whose job is to concisely relay information to the press, is unable to make a statement without issuing a clarification to explain his original clarification.

Come on down to the Holocaust Center! We’ve got bargains, bargains, bargains! Sale ends this Tuesday so hurry now!

I wonder how the red Ferrari’s paint held up. I’d imagine a lot of chips and scratches from the gravel thrown up.

Im glad law enforcement spent a million dollars to get the millionaires t-shirt back.

Pretty kitties.

So let me make sure I have this straight, Ramos is mad because Cabrera celebrated hitting a three run walk-off in the eleventh inning that turned a likely loss into a win. There are very few more exciting things a hitter can do, and Ramos could have prevented it by pitching better. But Ramos feels Cabrera is the…

Let’s demand that our legislatures create for us a special legal right to discriminate against religious hypocrites!

Be better at throwing balls and maybe they wont get jacked into the next galaxy, dipshit.

This is Pax chillin’ at Rialto Beach.

My step-dog.

Here are two of them, Fuzz Lightyear and Lucky Little.

Here is my black cat, Mezzanotte. She rules.

My rugrats

Baron Salvatore H. Lynx II:

foggy, she has toes, and she aint afraid to use them:

Wallace 2020.

They said he would sit in the box. He had other plans.

My dog Hank is a very good dog. Yes he is!!!

I still do not understand how Bentley got reelected.