Well, shit. I did not know that. He was old and all, but still. It’s like having the last old soldier die in the veterans home so now there’s no one left to tell you the truth about the big war.

In this version the dancer galpal who hooks up with douchebro is not allowed to get an abortion. They force her to have an actual baby and that baby does end up being put in a corner because no one is ready to be a parent.

And not to wear too much makeup.

Maybe if they added, like, a shark in the pond that keeps eating people or a drifter who lives in a cave back in the woods and sometimes he shows up while theyre practicing dancing to say crazy things...

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.

this is not a banner week for competitive eating...

Shit, i’ve known *12 year old boys* who navigate their emotions better.

This sounds exactly as intelligent as any other thing ive ever heard from the DEA.

Choosing to start taking drugs is a choice so remember to only take them when you have a magical slip of paper that says it’s ok then stop immediately and don’t ask for help if you’re addicted because we don’t have anything for you. I’m sure you won’t find this messaging confusing, kids.

His doctor prescribed it to him after a shoulder injury that ended his wrestling career.

Hopefully it was for an abortion.

Drugs are great, just fantastic, but all I ask is you stay away from the White House and/or the military while high on bath salts. Head on down to Florida and eat someone’s face, just stay out of D.C.

If you consider getting erections from dumpster fires an emotion.

We use them to install new chairlift towers. They can carry a big bucket of concrete for the pad to anchor to as well as the towers and the structure at the top of the tower. Very efficient way to get this done in very remote places without roads and at very high altitudes.

Hold on now lets not go blaming harmless drugs.

Ive known 12 year old girls who navigate their emotions more effectively than Trump.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.