*laughing out loud or like kids these days probable do not say anymore LOL*

I am old and boring too.

Inquiring minds want to know: can I duplicate this method with my hot glue gun?

Nothing beats small hotels.

What I like to do is put a dab of Wack-O-Gloo in my dick hole.

Thats why I live in a white neighborhood.

I want proof that you took the pills. There are shitty people of both genders who can’t be trusted. I know several guys with kids whose girlfriends were “on the pill”. Dealing with drama, custody battles, and child support are all still consequences. It doesn’t really matter if they were lying or just part of the 1%…

What is it? Vasalgel is a gel that can be injected (through the scrotum, it only hurts for a second, don’t be a baby)

Tulum is precious!

+1 butt cut.

It’s not clear if any video exists of the stunt attempt.

Goddammit I didn’t see this before I made the same comment. Ugh redacted.

Evel Knievel was smart enough to get paid for this.

Oh I see.

I totally get it.

uh....yes. Spanish is hot. Every Spanish dialect from every region that speaks Spanish? No. Obviously not. But...countering your women-that-speak-Spanish I bring Diego Luna and Antonia Banderas into the conversation...their voices are definitely a part of the attraction. :D

RIP

Checks out.

Apparently, as your ego expands, it creates a blind spot directly over your hair.

Great, I grew up in Texas with family in El Paso so ive also spent a lot of time in Mexico. Beautiful country.